‘Think honeymoon, think Bali’. – a quote from honeymooners’ bible.
Like, it is the only destination! We are not even sure why honeymooners are obsessed with Bali. Here, let us decode Bali and you will for yourselves realize why you should avoid the Bali honeymoon at all costs.
Starting with these shabby-looking private rooms overlooking the blue ocean.
A jacuzzi filled with flowers. Who cares about the lovely aroma?
We are not even sure what you are supposed to do here.
Too many dining options that will give a hard time choosing. Ufff!
A rockbar which looks as if it is floating in the water. Construction gone wrong for sure.
Musicians playing, while you are eating. Isn’t that disturbing?
Poor Bali with no electricity. They just light up candles. Dining by the candle-lights with panoramic views of the ocean. How is that even romantic! Even the stairs are not spared.
Seriously guys? A floating tub with all your food? What are you guys at?
Unwinding by the bay with just the sound of the crashing waves. A soothing massage! Wouldn’t you rather just sunbathe?
Why do you need Aquatic therapy, when you can easily take bath in normal water?
Don’t even get us started on the beaches. Silky soft sands and a pinkish hue. Is there some creepy magic show happening here?
Weird scary sunsets. We are sure, this land is cursed.
Going on an adventure date? No, no please don’t.
This is what happens when you don’t listen to us. You get drenched.
And you will also flyyyyyy. Like a bird. Stop, you human.
Why is it so green in here? Also, the fresh air! What is this all about?
Where you can strike poses for your social media. Wait, social media! We don’t live for social media. Peeps, turn off your cameras. It isn’t worth it.
Yoga, as you bask in the sun. Ugh! Why did you get up so early? You don’t need yoga. Go sleep.
Late night parties where pretty looking women dance like this.
When you are in the mood to go on a spiritual visit and the temples look like this. Is one supposed to swim in there?
So you avoid the temple. Go walking on the road. Find random people smiling at you? How strange! Run away from these friendly monsters.
It’s been a week-long vacation at Bali and you still have plenty of money left. How sad!
Even after this, if you still want to go to Bali for honeymoon, then you will,
Here’s a pineapple for no reason.
Intimidated by Bali and want to experience ‘Happily ever after’? Here are some interesting itineraries that you can use to plan your honeymoon.
Related Itineraries
Tropical Tranquility: 5 Nights in Bali's Natural Wonders and Cultural Charms
- Flights excluded
- 4 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 30,641
Starting price/person
Bali’s Best Island Experience
- Flights excluded
- 5 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 34,276
Starting price/person
Honeymoon special: classic 6 night trip to Bali
- Flights included
- 3 star accommodations
- 3 activities
- Private transfer
₹ 53,498
Starting price/person
Island Escapes: Bali's Best with a West Nusa Penida Adventure
- Flights excluded
- 4 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 34,428
Starting price/person
Bali Radiance: Temples, Waterfalls, Sunset, and a Romantic Candle light Dinner
- Flights excluded
- 4 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 34,652
Starting price/person
Bali Explorer: Adventure amidst Nature
- Flights excluded
- 4 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 44,068
Starting price/person
Bali Escapade: Highlands, Handicrafts, Swings, and Nusa Penida Wonders
- Flights excluded
- 4.5 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 43,898
Starting price/person
Signature Bali: Unveiling Must-see Treasures
- Flights excluded
- 4 star accommodations
- 5 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 52,318
Starting price/person
Island Escapes: Sunset Cruise, Thrilling Adventures, and Nusa Penida Wonders
- Flights excluded
- 4.5 star accommodations
- 5 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 53,755
Starting price/person
Bali's Hidden Trails: Offbeat Paths to Explore
- Flights excluded
- 5 star accommodations
- 4 activities
- Shared transfer
₹ 57,476
Starting price/person